Not long ago, I have been having some trouble with my wireless internet connection. After several attempts I was forced to call tech support. This was a very unfortunate for me because the ‘support specialist’ assigned to help me spoke roughly 18% English , 81.7% whatever the language spoken in there country is, and 0.3% Italian.
After, several minutes I realized she just tried to talk me through turning on my computer. Ten to fifteen minutes later she asked what my problem actually was , upon explaining to her she decided to put me through a cycle of creating a network and then deleting it. Several hours later (2-3) I fixed my computer by not listing to her. My points of this post is How?
How could someone who couldn’t speak English and obviously didn’t know much about computers get a job working with them. My final conclusion was that they would work for 30 dollars a day instead of 9-10 dollars an hour. Also they wouldn’t request pay for there ‘lessons’ in English or computer skills.
Now that would be the obvious reasons but shockingly I decided using with strenuous research as my backing that the company that hires them and the people them selves are messengers of Satan here to show us that computers are the future and once everyone has learned how to service there computers themselves. The computers will begin breaking quicker and quicker as well as emitting a nerve gas that effects your decision making and soon enough Billy Gates will be labeled supreme overlord. This disturbed me because 1. I don’t like Bill Gates 2. I do need my computer and this seems probable because I had to spend 5 hours fixing my laptop again today 3. I really don’t like talking to people who speak a mixture of 3 languages.
This seemed like the only reasonable idea of why they would let tri-speaking, poor, rice eating, S.O.B’s run the tech support. It all must be an elaborate scheme to take over the world because the majority of world domination schemes started off as annoying little things. Ie. The Nazi party By slowly restricting the right’s of jewish people.
This of coarse is just a theory.
Donald k.
